YOU SAID:
I chugged a grenade at my brothers bed
INTO JAPANESE
兄弟のベッドで手榴弾をかじった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I grabbed a grenade in my brother's bed
INTO JAPANESE
兄のベッドで手榴弾を掴んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I grabbed a grenade in my brother's bed
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