YOU SAID:
i christen you bong water
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたにボンウォーターを洗礼します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'll baptize you Bonwater
INTO JAPANESE
ボンウォーターにバプテスマを施す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Baptize Bonwater
INTO JAPANESE
ボンウォーターにバプテスマを施す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Baptize Bonwater
That didn't even make that much sense in English.