YOU SAID:
I child-proofed my house but the kids still get in.
INTO JAPANESE
私は子引き私の家、子供たちはまだ得る。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I still get home for my children and their children.
INTO JAPANESE
まだ家に帰る私の子供と彼らの子供のため。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I still go home and their children;
INTO JAPANESE
私も家に帰ると子供
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I also go home with kids
INTO JAPANESE
私も家に帰る子供たち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I also go home kids
INTO JAPANESE
私はまた、家庭の子供を行く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I also go home kids
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