YOU SAID:

I cant stop pooping its coronavirus I swear

INTO JAPANESE

私が誓うコロナウイルスのうんちを止めることはできません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can't stop the coronavirus poop I swear

INTO JAPANESE

誓うコロナウイルスのうんちを止められない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear I can't stop the coronavirus poop

INTO JAPANESE

コロナウイルスのうんちを止められないことを誓う

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear I can't stop the coronavirus poop