YOU SAID:
i cant believe your shoes are so freaking ugly
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの靴がとてもおかしな醜いと信じることができない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't believe your shoes are so funny and ugly
INTO JAPANESE
君の靴がこんなに面白くて醜いなんて信じられない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't believe your shoes are so funny and ugly
That's deep, man.