YOU SAID:
i canned my beans and stuck a foot in it
INTO JAPANESE
豆を缶詰にして足を入れた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Canned beans and put feet
INTO JAPANESE
缶詰の豆と足を入れて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Add canned beans and feet
INTO JAPANESE
缶詰の豆と足を加える
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Add canned beans and feet
That didn't even make that much sense in English.