YOU SAID:
I can totally speak Japanese
INTO JAPANESE
私は全く日本語を話すことができます。
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I can speak no Japan.
INTO JAPANESE
日本は話さないことができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Japan can not speak.
INTO JAPANESE
日本は話すことができません。
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Japan cannot speak.
INTO JAPANESE
ドイツ語は話せません。
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I cannot speak German.
INTO JAPANESE
ドイツ語は話せません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I cannot speak German.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.