YOU SAID:
I can’t wait to kill my entire family of muffins until everyone throws up and eats it
INTO JAPANESE
私は誰もがスローアップして食べるまで私の家族全員を殺すのを待つことはできない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can not wait to kill all my family until everyone throws up and eats it
INTO JAPANESE
みんなが投げつけて食べるまで家族全員を殺すのを待つことはできない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can not wait to kill the whole family until everyone throws it and eats it
INTO JAPANESE
誰もがそれを投げて食べるまで家族全員を殺すのを待つことはできない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can not wait to kill the whole family until everyone throws it and eats it
That didn't even make that much sense in English.