YOU SAID:
I can't wait to be in bed today
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日ベッドに待つことができません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I cannot wait to bed today.
INTO JAPANESE
今日ベッドするを待つことはできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
To bed today, can't wait.
INTO JAPANESE
ベッドに今日が待つことができません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can't wait to bed today.
INTO JAPANESE
今日はベッドに待つことはできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can't wait to bed today.
That's deep, man.