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I can't tell if the bathroom is too frosty, or too plaid. Maybe if we cut off our legs we'll spot the gummy porcupine? Yes? No? Fern bush?

INTO JAPANESE

バスルームが霜が降りすぎているのか、チェック柄が多すぎるのかわかりません。足を切り落としたら、グミのヤマアラシが見つかるかも？はい？いいえ？シダの茂み？

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I don't know if the bathroom has too much frost or too much plaid. If you cut off its legs, maybe you'll find a gummy porcupine? yes? no? A fern bush?

INTO JAPANESE

バスルームに霜が多すぎるのか、チェック柄が多すぎるのかわかりません。脚を切り落とせば、グミのヤマアラシが見つかるかも？はい？いいえ？シダの茂み？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't know if there's too much frost in the bathroom or too much plaid. Maybe you can find a gummy porcupine if you cut off its legs? yes? no? A fern bush?

INTO JAPANESE

バスルームに霜が多すぎるのか、チェック柄が多すぎるのかわかりません。足を切り落とせば、グミ状のヤマアラシが見つかるかも？はい？いいえ？シダの茂み？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't know if there's too much frost in the bathroom or too much plaid. If you cut off the legs, you might find a gummy porcupine? yes? no? A fern bush?

INTO JAPANESE

バスルームに霜が多すぎるのか、チェック柄が多すぎるのかわかりません。足を切り落とせば、グミのヤマアラシが見つかるかも？はい？いいえ？シダの茂み？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't know if there's too much frost in the bathroom or too much plaid. Maybe you can find a gummy porcupine if you cut off its legs? yes? no? A fern bush?

INTO JAPANESE

バスルームに霜が多すぎるのか、チェック柄が多すぎるのかわかりません。足を切り落とせば、グミ状のヤマアラシが見つかるかも？はい？いいえ？シダの茂み？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't know if there's too much frost in the bathroom or too much plaid. If you cut off the legs, you might find a gummy porcupine? yes? no? A fern bush?

INTO JAPANESE

バスルームに霜が多すぎるのか、チェック柄が多すぎるのかわかりません。足を切り落とせば、グミのヤマアラシが見つかるかも？はい？いいえ？シダの茂み？