YOU SAID:
I can't swim, don't rub it in.
INTO JAPANESE
私は泳ぐことはできませんそれをこすってはいけません。
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I can't swim that don't rub it.
INTO JAPANESE
それをこすってはいけません、泳げない。
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Don't rub it, unable to swim.
INTO JAPANESE
泳ぐことができない、それをこすってはいけません。
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Do not rub it cannot swim.
INTO JAPANESE
それは泳ぐことができないないこするを行います。
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It can swim and not rub will do.
INTO JAPANESE
それは泳ぐことができる、ないこするを行います。
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It can swim and do not rub will do.
INTO JAPANESE
それは水泳してないこするを行います。
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It is not swimming rub will do.
INTO JAPANESE
それは水泳ない摩擦を行います。
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It does not swim friction.
INTO JAPANESE
摩擦は泳ぎません。
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Friction doesn't swim.
INTO JAPANESE
摩擦は泳ぎません。
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Friction doesn't swim.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.