YOU SAID:
I can't stop pooping somebody please help me!
INTO JAPANESE
私は誰かが私を助けてくださいうんちを止めることができません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't stop poo someone please help me!
INTO JAPANESE
私は誰かが私を助けてくださいうんちを止めることはできません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't stop poo someone please help me!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.