YOU SAID:
I can't sleep unless a cat's testicles on my face.
INTO JAPANESE
場合を除き、私眠ることができない私の顔に猫の精巣。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I cannot sleep unless I face the cat's testicles.
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫の精巣に直面しない限り、眠れない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't sleep as long as I do not face cat's testicles.
INTO JAPANESE
猫の精巣を直面していない限り、眠れない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't sleep unless they do not face the cat's testicles.
INTO JAPANESE
猫の精巣に直面しない限り、眠れない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't sleep unless you face the cat's testicles.
INTO JAPANESE
猫の精巣に直面する限り、眠れない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't sleep unless you confront the cat's testicles.
INTO JAPANESE
猫の精巣に直面する限り、眠れない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't sleep unless you confront the cat's testicles.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.