YOU SAID:

I can't say I ever hated him as a person, but I will say there isn't anyone else I would find nearly as much delight in turning their body into something vaguely resembling chunky salsa.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼を人として憎んだとは言えませんが、彼らの体を漠然としたサルサに似たものに変えることにほとんど同じくらい喜んでいる人は誰もいないと言います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can't say I hate him as a person, but say that no one is almost as happy to turn their body into a vague salsa-like one.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼が人として嫌いだとは言えませんが、誰も彼らの体を曖昧なサルサのようなものに変えることをほとんど喜んでいないと言います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can't say he dislikes humans, but says that no one is willing to turn their body into something like a vague salsa.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は人間が嫌いだとは言えませんが、誰も自分の体を曖昧なサルサのようなものに変えようとはしないと言います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He says he doesn't hate humans, but says that no one tries to turn his body into something like a vague salsa.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は人間が嫌いではないと言いますが、誰も彼の体を曖昧なサルサのようなものに変えようとしないと言います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He says he doesn't hate humans, but says no one tries to turn his body into something like a vague salsa.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は人間が嫌いではないと言うが、誰も彼の体を曖昧なサルサのようなものに変えようとしないと言う。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He says he doesn't hate humans, but says no one tries to turn his body into something like a vague salsa.