YOU SAID:
I can't not don't do anything whilst I stand here in the frigid lava of nothingness
INTO JAPANESE
私はここで何もない無寒の溶岩の中に立っている間は何もできません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't do anything here while standing in an empty cold lava
INTO JAPANESE
空の冷たい溶岩の中に立っている間は何もできません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can't do anything while standing in an empty cold lava
INTO JAPANESE
空の冷たい溶岩に立っている間は何もできません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can't do anything while standing in an empty cold lava
That didn't even make that much sense in English.