YOU SAID:
I can't hear anything because it's too dark in here!
INTO JAPANESE
ここであまりにも暗いので、私は何かを聞くことができない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Too dark in here, so can not hear what I do!
INTO JAPANESE
私は何を聞くことができないので、ここであまりにも暗い!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't hear anything, so here too dark!
INTO JAPANESE
だから、何かを聞くことはできませんここで暗すぎる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So you hear something that is not too dark in here!
INTO JAPANESE
だからあなたはここではあまりにも暗いではない何かを聞く!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So here in the dark is not something you hear!
INTO JAPANESE
ここで暗闇の中ではない何かを聞けば!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Here in the dark is not something you hear!
INTO JAPANESE
ここで暗闇の中でものではないことを聞く!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Listen to not do things in the dark here!
INTO JAPANESE
ここで暗闇の中でのことを聞きなさい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Here in the dark and listen to!
INTO JAPANESE
暗闇の中でこことに耳を傾ける!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And here in listen in the dark!
INTO JAPANESE
ここでは暗闇の中で耳を傾ける!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
To listen in the dark in here!
INTO JAPANESE
ここで暗闇の中で聴くには!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
To listen in the dark here!
INTO JAPANESE
ここで暗闇の中で聴くには!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
To listen in the dark here!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.