YOU SAID:
I can't do anything right.
INTO JAPANESE
私は右の何かを行うことはできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can't make me do something right.
INTO JAPANESE
何かを正すことはできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Something that cannot be correct.
INTO JAPANESE
何かが正しいことはできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Something that can not be correct.
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