YOU SAID:
I can't come up of anything at funny to yell ever because I am Shane.
INTO JAPANESE
私がシェーンだから、叫ぶのがおかしいと思うことは何もない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because I am Shane, there is nothing to think that it is strange to cry.
INTO JAPANESE
私はシェーンなので、泣くのは変だと思うことは何もありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As I am Shane, there is nothing to think that crying is strange.
INTO JAPANESE
私がシェーンなので、泣くのは奇妙だと思うことは何もありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As I am Shane, there is nothing to think of as strange to cry.
INTO JAPANESE
私がシェーンだから、泣くのは奇妙だと考えるべきものは何もない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because I am Shane, there is nothing to be considered strange to cry.
INTO JAPANESE
私はシェーンなので、泣くのは奇妙だと考えるべきものは何もありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As I am Shane, there is nothing to be considered strange to cry.
INTO JAPANESE
私がシェーンなので、泣くのは奇妙だと考えるべきものは何もありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As I am Shane, there is nothing to be considered strange to cry.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.