YOU SAID:
I can't Bumfuzzle the cattywampus because John Cena is eating large beans in my living room?
INTO JAPANESE
私はジョン Cena は私のリビング ルームの大きな豆を食べているので、cattywampus を Bumfuzzle ことはできません?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have eaten in my living room big bean, John Cena, so a cattywampus Bumfuzzle cannot?
INTO JAPANESE
私に食べている私のリビング ルームの大きな豆、ジョン Cena、そう Bumfuzzle ことはできません cattywampus?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Large living room of me eating me a bean, John Cena, so Bumfuzzle cannot cattywampus?
INTO JAPANESE
私の巨大なリビングルーム私は豆、ジョンCenaを食べるので、バンプはcattywampusできないのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My giant not cattywampus bumps in the living room I eat beans, John Cena, so do?
INTO JAPANESE
私の巨大ではないcattywampusは、私は豆を食べる、リビングルームでバンプジョンCena、そう?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My huge is not cattywampus, I eat beans, bump John Cena in the living room, yeah?
INTO JAPANESE
私の巨大なcattywampusではない、私は豆を食べる、リビングルームでジョンCenaをバンプ、はい?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My huge cattywampus is not, I eat beans, bump John Cena in the living room, yes?
INTO JAPANESE
私の巨大なcattywampusではない、私は豆を食べる、リビングルームでジョンCenaをバンプ、はい?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My huge cattywampus is not, I eat beans, bump John Cena in the living room, yes?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.