YOU SAID:
I can't break this friggin thing!
INTO JAPANESE
私はこの最悪の事を破ることはできません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can not break this worst thing!
INTO JAPANESE
私はこの最悪の事を破ることはできません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can not break this worst thing!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.