YOU SAID:
I can't believe you would eat my fingernails then swallow my toothpaste after you've already been a mind bender for years without telling me
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私に言わずに何年もの間マインドベンダーになっていた後、あなたが私の指の爪を食べてから私の歯磨き粉を飲み込むとは信じられません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't believe you eat my fingernails and then swallow my toothpaste after you've been a mind vendor for years without telling me
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私の指の爪を食べて、あなたが何年もの間マインドベンダーであった後、私に言わずに私の歯磨き粉を飲み込むとは信じられません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't believe you eat my fingernails and swallow my toothpaste without telling me after you've been a mind vendor for years
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが何年もマインドベンダーだった後、あなたが私の指の爪を食べて私の歯磨き粉を飲み込んだとは信じられません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't believe you ate my fingernails and swallowed my toothpaste after you were a mind vendor for years
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが何年もの間マインドベンダーだった後、あなたが私の指の爪を食べて私の歯磨き粉を飲み込んだなんて信じられません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't believe you ate my fingernails and swallowed my toothpaste after you were a mind vendor for years
That didn't even make that much sense in English.