YOU SAID:
I can't believe you stole my goat after my mother's and your father's funeral.
INTO JAPANESE
私の母親とあなたの父親の葬儀の後、あなたが私の山羊を盗んだとは思えません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not think you stole my goat after my mother and your father's funeral.
INTO JAPANESE
私の母とあなたの父の葬儀の後にあなたが私の山羊を盗んだとは思わない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not think that you stole my goat after my mother and your father's funeral.
INTO JAPANESE
私の母とあなたの父の葬儀の後にあなたが私の山羊を盗んだとは思わない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not think that you stole my goat after my mother and your father's funeral.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.