YOU SAID:
I can't believe you started choking on a stupid cookie
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが愚かなクッキーを窒息し始めるとは信じられない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can not believe you start choking foolish cookies
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが愚かなクッキーを窒息させ始めるとは信じられない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can not believe you start smothering stupid cookies
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが愚かなクッキーを窒息させ始めることは信じられない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can not believe you start suffocating stupid cookies
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが愚かなクッキーを窒息させ始めるとは信じられない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can not believe you start smothering stupid cookies
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが愚かなクッキーを窒息させ始めることは信じられない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can not believe you start suffocating stupid cookies
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