YOU SAID:

I can't believe you just whizzed on my taco.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが私のタコスをちょっとうろついているなんて信じられない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can't believe you're a bit prowling my taco.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたが私のタコスを少しうろついているとは思えない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't think you're a bit loose on my taco.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたが私のタコスに少しゆるいとは思わない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't think you're a little loose on my taco.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたが私のタコスに少しゆるいとは思わない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't think you're a little loose on my taco.