YOU SAID:

I can't believe you did this. I'm gonna save these forever!... right after I eat this one. Hello, old friend. Oh, so good! I like to eat the ears first.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたがこれをしたとは信じられません。私はこれらを永遠に保存するつもり!...私がこれを食べた直後。こんにちは、古い友人。ああ、とても良い! 私は最初に耳を食べるのが好きです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can't believe you did this. I'm going to save these forever!... Immediately after I ate this. Hello, old friend. Oh, so good! I like to eat my ears first.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたがこれをしたとは信じられません。私はこれらを永遠に保存するつもり!...これを食べた直後。こんにちは、古い友人。ああ、とても良い!私は最初に私の耳を食べるのが好きです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can't believe you did this. I'm going to save these forever!... Immediately after eating this. Hello, old friend. Oh, so good! I like to eat my ears first.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたがこれをしたとは信じられません。私はこれらを永遠に保存するつもり!...これを食べた直後。こんにちは、古い友人。ああ、とても良い!私は最初に私の耳を食べるのが好きです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can't believe you did this. I'm going to save these forever!... Immediately after eating this. Hello, old friend. Oh, so good! I like to eat my ears first.