YOU SAID:

I can’t believe f*cking Jesus hasn’t called me back. I left him a message like four hours ago.

INTO JAPANESE

イエスが私に電話してこないなんて信じられないわ。４時間前にメッセージを残した

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can't believe Jesus didn't call me. I left a message four hours ago.

INTO JAPANESE

イエスが私を呼ばなかったなんて信じられない４時間前にメッセージを残した

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can't believe Jesus didn't call me. I left a message four hours ago.