YOU SAID:
I can't afford to help you today Jim,I gotta fix my car.
INTO JAPANESE
余裕ができるように今日ジムは、私が私の車修正しなきゃ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Able to afford today Jim, I fix my car I have.
INTO JAPANESE
今日ジムを支払うことができる、私は私が私の車を修正します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can today afford the gym, I fix my car.
INTO JAPANESE
ジム余裕が今日、私の車を修正します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Afford the gym today and fix my car.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、ジムを余裕が、私の車を修正します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, Jim corrects car I can afford.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、ジムでは、車を買う余裕ができるが修正されます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Fixes will be able to afford the car today at the gym.
INTO JAPANESE
修正はジムで今日車を支払うことになります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Fix is to pay a car today at the gym.
INTO JAPANESE
修正プログラムは、ジムで今日車を払うことです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Fix is to pay the car today at the gym.
INTO JAPANESE
修正プログラムは、ジムで今日車を払うことです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Fix is to pay the car today at the gym.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.