YOU SAID:
I can hug a pig if I am pork
INTO JAPANESE
私が豚であれば私は豚を抱擁することができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I are a pig I can hug a pig
INTO JAPANESE
私が豚であれば、私は豚を抱きすことができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were a pig, I can hug a pig
INTO JAPANESE
私が豚だったら、豚を抱きしめることができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were a pig, I can hug a pig
You've done this before, haven't you.