YOU SAID:
I can haz cheezburger.
INTO JAPANESE
私はcheezburgerを危険にさらすことができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can compromise the cheezburger.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、cheezburger を妥協することができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can compromise the cheezburger.
You've done this before, haven't you.