YOU SAID:
I can hardly wait to publicly execute my puppy!
INTO JAPANESE
私の子犬を公に実行する待ち遠しい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Publicly perform my puppy I can hardly wait!
INTO JAPANESE
公に実行する私の子犬は私はほとんど待つことができます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Publicly perform my puppy I can hardly wait!
Come on, you can do better than that.