YOU SAID:
i can count by two and tie my shoe!!!!!!!!!!!
INTO JAPANESE
私は2つ数えて靴を結ぶことができます!!!!!!!!!!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can tie my shoes on a count of two!!!!!!!!!!!!
INTO JAPANESE
2つ数えたら靴紐結べます!!!!!!!!!!!!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
After counting to two, you can tie your shoelaces!!!!!!!!!!!!
INTO JAPANESE
2つ数えたら、靴ひもを結べます!!!!!!!!!!!!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On the count of two, you can tie your shoelaces!!!!!!!!!!!!
INTO JAPANESE
2つ数えたら靴紐結べます!!!!!!!!!!!!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
After counting to two, you can tie your shoelaces!!!!!!!!!!!!
INTO JAPANESE
2つ数えたら、靴ひもを結べます!!!!!!!!!!!!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
On the count of two, you can tie your shoelaces!!!!!!!!!!!!
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