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I can actually see why you'd want to tear that particular statue down. Clearly, you are illiterate and the image of me enjoying a good book just makes your head hurt something awful.

INTO JAPANESE

私は実際にあなたがその特定の像を引き裂きたい理由を見ることができます。明らかに、あなたは文盲で、私が良い本を楽しんでいるイメージは、あなたの頭をひどいものにするだけです。

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I can actually see why you want to tear that particular statue apart. Obviously, you're illiterate and the image of me enjoying a good book only makes your head go awry.

INTO JAPANESE

私は実際にあなたがその特定の像を引き裂きたい理由を見ることができます。明らかに、あなたは文盲で、私が良い本を楽しんでいるというイメージは、あなたの頭を悪くさせるだけです。

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I can actually see why you want to tear that particular statue apart. Obviously, the image that you are illiterate and that I enjoy a good book will only make you head down.

INTO JAPANESE

私は実際にあなたがその特定の像を引き裂きたい理由を見ることができます。明らかに、あなたが文盲で、私が良い本を楽しんでいるというイメージは、あなたを頭を下げさせるだけです。

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I can actually see why you want to tear that particular statue apart. Obviously, the image that you're illiterate and that I'm enjoying a good book will only make you bow your head.

INTO JAPANESE

私は実際にあなたがその特定の像を引き裂きたい理由を見ることができます。明らかに、あなたが文盲で、私が良い本を楽しんでいるというイメージは、あなたが頭を下げさせるだけです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can actually see why you want to tear that particular statue apart. Obviously, the image that you're illiterate and that I'm enjoying a good book only makes you bow your head.

INTO JAPANESE

私は実際にあなたがその特定の像を引き裂きたい理由を見ることができます。明らかに、あなたが文盲で、私が良い本を楽しんでいるというイメージは、あなたが頭を下げさせるだけです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can actually see why you want to tear that particular statue apart. Obviously, the image that you're illiterate and that I'm enjoying a good book only makes you bow your head.