YOU SAID:

i came to england from china for money now my mommy isn't funny like my dad

INTO JAPANESE

私はお金のために中国からイギリスに来ました

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I came to England from China for money

INTO JAPANESE

お金のために中国からイギリスに来ました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Came to the UK from China for money

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お金のために中国から英国に来た

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Came to the UK from China for money