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YOU SAID:

I came in like a wrecking ball. Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung.

INTO JAPANESE

私は壊れたボールのように入った。ええ、私はただ目を閉じて振っただけです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yeah, I'm--

INTO JAPANESE

ええ、私は...

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yeah, I'm--

Equilibrium found!

Come on, you can do better than that.

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