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i brushed my teeth this morning and my ttoth paste s,melled like poopy and it wad brown and it squirted everywhere

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今朝歯を磨いたら、ペーストペーストがうんちのようにとろけて茶色になって、あちこちに飛び散った

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I brushed my teeth this morning and the paste melted like poop and turned brown and splattered all over the place.

INTO JAPANESE

今朝歯を磨いたら、ペーストがうんちのように溶けて茶色になり、そこら中に飛び散りました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I brushed my teeth this morning and the paste melted like poop and turned brown and splattered all over the place.