YOU SAID:
I broke up with my boyfriend after he caught a tasty wave
INTO JAPANESE
でも、今はとっくに別れてる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
But I broke up with him a long time ago.
INTO JAPANESE
でも、今はとっくに別れてる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
But I broke up with him a long time ago.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.