YOU SAID:
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
INTO JAPANESE
麻薬の売人から靴を買いました。彼が何を使ったのかわからないが、一日中つまずいていた！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he used, but he stumbles all day!
INTO JAPANESE
麻薬の売人から靴を買いました。私は彼が何を使ったのかわからないが、彼は一日中つまずいている！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he used, but he is stumbling all day!
INTO JAPANESE
麻薬の売人から靴を買いました。私は彼が何を使ったのかわからないが、彼は一日中つまずいている！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he used, but he is stumbling all day!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
