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I bought a tree sat on a monkey and kissed a brick close to tylers face

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猿の上に座っている木を買って、タイラーの顔に近いレンガにキスをしました

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I bought a tree sitting on a monkey and kissed a brick near Tyler's face

INTO JAPANESE

猿の上に座っている木を買って、タイラーの顔の近くのレンガにキスをしました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I bought a tree sitting on a monkey and kissed a brick near Tyler's face