YOU SAID:
i bought a pizza but i fell asleep before i was able to eat the whole thing
INTO JAPANESE
私はピザを買ったが、全部を食べることができる前に寝た
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to bed before I bought a pizza, eat all you can
INTO JAPANESE
私は行んだにピザを買った前にベッドに、あなたのすべてを食べることができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I line I still can eat all of your bed, before I bought the pizza.
INTO JAPANESE
私はラインアップ私まだ食べることができるすべてのあなたのベッドのピザを買う前に。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Before I buy a pizza you can line up I still eat all of your bed.
INTO JAPANESE
ピザを購入する前に私はまだあなたのベッドのすべてを食べるを整列することができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I still eat all of your bed before you buy the pizza can be aligned.
INTO JAPANESE
ピザを購入する前に、私はまだあなたのベッドのすべてを食べる揃えることができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Before you buy a pizza can align I still eat all of your bed.
INTO JAPANESE
ピザが揃えることが購入する前に私はまだあなたのベッドのすべてを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Before buying a pizza that I still eat all of your bed.
INTO JAPANESE
ピザを購入する前に私はまだあなたのベッドのすべてを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Before you buy a pizza I still eat all of your bed.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.