YOU SAID:

I borked so long, and ruffed so hard, but in the end, no one was at the door at all

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私めちゃくちゃなので、長いとは難しいが、最終的には、誰もドアをまったく

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I messed up, so long and hard, but ultimately, no door at all

INTO JAPANESE

私、めちゃくちゃ長いとハード、最終的に、ないドアがすべてで

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I'm insanely long and hard, ultimately, no door at all

INTO JAPANESE

私はめちゃくちゃ長いとハード、最終的に、ないすべてのドア

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I was insanely long and hard, and finally, not all the doors

INTO JAPANESE

私はめちゃくちゃ長いとハード、そして最後に、いないすべてのドア

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was insanely long and hard, and finally, not all the doors