YOU SAID:
I bit my pencil in half
INTO JAPANESE
半分に私の鉛筆をビット
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Half bit up my pencil
INTO JAPANESE
私は鉛筆をハーフ ・ ビット
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm half-bit pencil
INTO JAPANESE
私は半分少し鉛筆
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was half a little pencil
INTO JAPANESE
私は半分少し鉛筆
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was half a little pencil
That's deep, man.