YOU SAID:
I bit my mom to pieces and she tasted like corona
INTO JAPANESE
私は母を粉々に噛みました、そして彼女はコロナのように味わいました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I chewed my mother into pieces, and she tasted like a corona
INTO JAPANESE
母をかみ砕いたところ、コロナのような味がしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I chewed my mother, it tasted like corona
INTO JAPANESE
母を噛んだときはコロナの味がしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I chewed my mother, it tasted like corona
Come on, you can do better than that.