YOU SAID:
i bet that this site is totally fake and the answers are randomly generated by my pupper jumping on a keyboard
INTO JAPANESE
私はこのサイトは完全に偽の答えは私の pupper のキーボードのジャンプでランダムに生成を賭け
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I this site is completely false answer pupper my keyboard jumps randomly generated wager at
INTO JAPANESE
このサイトは、私のキーボードがランダムにジャンプ完全に虚偽の答弁 pupper 生成で賭け
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This site is my keyboard randomly jump completely bet on the false plea pupper generation
INTO JAPANESE
このサイトは、私のキーボードは完全に虚偽の口実 pupper 世代に賭けるとランダムにジャンプ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This site is betting on false pretext pupper-generation fully my keyboard randomly jumping
That didn't even make that much sense in English.