YOU SAID:
I bet I could smoke that much if you lit me on fire.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが火の中に私を照らしたならば、私はそんなに煙ることができると思う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think that I can smoke so much if you light me in the fire
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが火の中で私を照らしてくれば、私はそんなに喫煙することができると思う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think that I can smoke so much if you light me in the fire
You should move to Japan!