YOU SAID:

i bet i can get 6000 upvotes if i dont i have to smash my face with pie

INTO JAPANESE

パイで顔を殴る必要がなければ、6000の賛成票を獲得できると確信しています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm pretty sure it would get 6000 upvotes if it didn't have to be punched in the face with a pie

INTO JAPANESE

パイで顔を殴る必要がなければ、6000の賛成票が得られると確信している

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm sure it would get 6000 upvotes if it didn't have to be punched in the face with a pie

INTO JAPANESE

パイで顔を殴る必要がなかったら、6000の賛成票は確実に得られるだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I didn't have to punch you in the face with a pie, I'm sure you'd get 6000 upvotes

INTO JAPANESE

もし私がパイであなたの顔を殴る必要がなかったら、あなたはきっと 6000 の賛成票を獲得できるでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I didn't have to punch you in the face with a pie, you could probably get 6000 upvotes

INTO JAPANESE

パイであなたの顔を殴る必要がなければ、おそらく 6000 の賛成票を獲得できるでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I didn't have to punch you in the face with a pie, I'd probably get 6000 upvotes

INTO JAPANESE

パイであなたの顔を殴る必要がなかったら、おそらく 6000 の賛成票を獲得できるでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I didn't have to punch you in the face with a pie, I'd probably get 6000 upvotes