YOU SAID:
I believe that if we were to stab and kill someone, that it would not go very well. You wouldn't be blamed, but I bet I would. I would be arrested and sent to prison while you would not. I guess it doesn't matter.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かを刺して殺したら、うまくいかないと思います。あなたは責められないでしょうが、きっと私はそうするでしょう。私は逮捕され、刑務所に送られますが、あなたはそうしません。関係ないと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't think it would work if I stabbed someone to death. You can't blame me, but I'm sure I will. I will be arrested and sent to prison, but you will not. I don't think it matters.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かを刺して殺したら、うまくいかないと思います。あなたは私を責めることはできませんが、私はそうすると確信しています。私は逮捕されて刑務所に送られますが、あなたはそうしません。関係ないと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't think it would work if I stabbed someone to death. You can't blame me, but I'm sure I will. I will be arrested and sent to prison, but you will not. I don't think it matters.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.