YOU SAID:
i believe i have shat upon my pantaloons
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のパンタロンに shat 持っていると思います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think I have shat in my pantaloons
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のパンタロンで shat 持っていると思う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think I have shat in my pantaloons
Come on, you can do better than that.