YOU SAID:
i been pooping too long
INTO JAPANESE
私は長すぎる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am too long
INTO JAPANESE
私は長すぎます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm too long
INTO JAPANESE
私は長すぎる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am too long
INTO JAPANESE
私は長すぎます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm too long
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