YOU SAID:
i beat my kids when they misbehave
INTO JAPANESE
私は子供たちが行き違いのとき、私を打ち負かす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I beat me when my children go wrong
INTO JAPANESE
私は子供たちが間違っているとき、私を打ち負かす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I beat me when the kids are wrong
INTO JAPANESE
子供たちが間違っているとき、私は私を打ち負かす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I beat me when the kids are wrong
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