YOU SAID:
i beat my beat whist beating my wife
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の妻を打つ私のビートwhistを打つ
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I hit my wife Beating my beat whist
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の妻をヒット私のビートwhistを打つ
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I hit my wife hit my beat whist
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の妻が私のビートの笛を打つヒット
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I hit my wife hitting my beat whistle
INTO JAPANESE
私は妻が私のビートホイッスルを打つ
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My wife beats my beat whistle
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は私のビートホイッスルを打つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife hits my beat whistle
INTO JAPANESE
私の妻は私のビートホイッスルを打つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My wife hits my beat whistle
That didn't even make that much sense in English.